schlocker

Male genitalia, usually consisting of a shaft and 2 buoyancy tanks covalently bonded.

Wow! Nick's schlocker has such an impressive energy! It's huge!

by teej007 February 2, 2023

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlogger

Basically a chugger, guzzler

That homo, Jake? He is such a dick schlogger, yo.

by The Twatloo from Waterloo August 12, 2024

Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024

Schlapped

When a man grabs another man's penis against his will.

"I'm at the club and some morherfucker I never seen come right up to the bar and schlapped me!"

by Super Johnson February 21, 2025

Schlepherd's Pie

1 Can Beanless Chili
3/4 Cup Rice
(Cook & Mix)
Handful of shredded cheese on top of above
1 Cup ground corn chips on top.

(Expand-as-needed.)

Roughly $5 of ingredients. 2-Days' dinner.

Works as a dip or food for poor-people.

Dude, let's make some Schlepherd's Pie for tonight's party. I didn't get paid today ...

by G-Wm. Parker February 24, 2025

Schlopenhimer nigger dick

It means can u stroke it 10x faster with maximum speed as u 360 no scope you on call of duty as u stroke my shit to hentai

Can you pass me the Schlopenhimer nigger dick

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025