schlorpet

Sexual acts for people who aren't gay but are,or are testing it

" I think Jacob is a schlorpet" " yeah he told me he thinks he might be gay"

by Mabeebee April 2, 2024

schlooging

Urinating in someone’s sexual reproductive organ or rectum.

“I was schlooging with that girl last night”

by pizzaguy27 May 7, 2024

Schloppenheimer

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024

schloogey

A word describing the semi-euphoric feeling of being approximately 5/8ths erect. Usually occurring in the same sense as blue balls but can also be positive.

“Yo I heard you got with Sarah last night was it podium?”
“It was alright she left me with a schloogey after tho”

by Gigglefard June 11, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 3, 2024

Schlomping the whitebait

( Italian mid 1500s ) To complete the sex act and then stand and throw the used condom at your unsuspecting partner.

To Schlomp ( verb ) ... throw. The act of Schlomping. " My husband likes Schlomping the whitebait.
As in " Hey Gloria that was great sex " " Here catch the whitebait !". Splat !! I was schlomped last night.

by Thumper of Flower November 23, 2024