schlockth

a door with a space underneath, or is slightly ajar

mom, you left the door schlockth, and you're letting all the cold air in!!!!

by harley883 August 17, 2010

Schlock knock

(Refering to a man) To bang or have sexual intercourse with a women.

Scott : You are such fail
James : Thats not what your girlfriend said when I schlock knocked her last night

by Pintalicious March 5, 2011

Schlock Block

What occurs when the urban dictionary editors reject your too clever submission.

I submitted a very clever entry for "taking the fifth" but the urban dictionary editors schlock blocked me.

by algetard June 9, 2013

schlonger donger

A big ole schlong

look at his schlonger donger

by cj123kchhs January 13, 2016

Schloemer

A guy who's actually nice, but you just want to tell him to go fuck himself every time you see him.

Hey look it's Schloemer, fuck you Schloemer.

by elcaptain6969 September 9, 2016

schlongerz

When a baseball player hits a bomb over 450ft dead center.

Dang... Joe hits schlongerz at the plate!

by Baseball Player 22 July 25, 2017

Schlanker

A girl that's not a ten

I got with the is girl, she was a schlanker ...
She's hot, but her friends a schlank.

by Hugodaboss August 21, 2017