schlucked up

to get schlucked up is be drunk, high, etc. to an extreme extent
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing

"Man I was so schlucked up last night"

by eheimps March 28, 2022

schlanet

your mom

mom can we get a schlanet?
No we have a schlanet at home

by Abyss:] July 10, 2022

Schlapped

Joking euphemism for having been sexually groped without one's consent.

Based on the name of a prominent, once-thought-to-be heterosexual (???), Republican spokesperson and organizer who allegedly groped his chauffeur repeatedly and persistently—without consent. The driver claimed the experience traumatized him and complained about it to anyone who would listen, including the Press.

(Straight guy, realizing he's just been pinched on the ass by another man) "Egads! I've just been Schlapped!"

by mrburlesk March 9, 2023

Schlunker

Also known as being rawesome.

Someone extraordinarily cool, especially used

Originated from the word Shclunky.

"Hey dude can I borrow 20 bucks, i'll pay you back"

"Sure, don't worry about paying me back, consider it an act of kindness"

"Thanks man, you're a real schlunker"

by ChAluPaChOmPeR December 27, 2023

Schlankly

The Sexual Act of taking a dump on a Persons Chest then rubbing your Penis in it and then having sex

Johnny just got out of the shower, Billy then gave him a Schlankly

by anonymous February 23, 2024

Schlapped

Same as Chillywacked but with only men.

Slapped in the face by another man's dick.

His mouth made me hard and I Schlapped his face with my cock.

by Davros1717 February 26, 2024

Schlackervorlage

Bedeutet sowas wie das man jemanden toll findet und sich an ihnen inspiriert ein besserer mensch zu werden

Ich benutze dich als Schlackervorlage
Deine Mutter ist so eine tolle Schlackervorlage

by Anonymmon April 24, 2024