A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.
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