Santa

a fat man who falls down your chimney on christmas and eats all your cookies and drinks your milk
~gives you gifts but writes exactly like your parents

~is super old like 1,000 years old

~brings joy to everyone!! :

Child 1: I love santa

Teen: santa is gay

Santa by ilovesanta101 December 13, 2009

Santa

An aging horny white obese male, 5,3, white beard and moustache, supposedly artificial, is reported to come into every North American, rich middle-to-upper class white household, and givs them presents on account of being good. However if so is not the case, and if there are members that were acting naughty, then he strips down naked, and climbs into children/hot daughter/wife/and or mother's beds while giving them a wet orgasm and rubbing their insenuous body parts with aspercreme. He is reported to abduct some of the members and lock them away in a cage on his ranch in Fall Springs, PI

BE good or Michael Moo..err Satan will get you

Santa by lolpwnclown January 7, 2005

Santa

a guy who eats to many cookies and then gets fat then unbulivibly fits down a chimney.

Santa is so fat but still can fitdown a chimney.

Santa by Anonymous October 8, 2003

Santa

A person who disregards strong arguments in order to not appear beaten.

They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.

Santa by JayRoe October 6, 2006

santa

Santa is coca cola propaganda and a rip-off from sinterklaas.

sinterklaas, santa, saint nicolas,wodan.

santa by Satan's mother December 7, 2006

Santa

A fat white guy who breaks into your house and eats your food.

HOLY SHIT! Santa ate all the cookies!

Santa by sarah00009 November 8, 2010

Santa

a not real characters, also if u mix up the letters in santa

S-A-N-T-A u can get satan

Me:hey kids

kids: hi mister, are u santa??

Me:no santas not real

kids:*crying*

Me:laughs

Santa by Kenny22 February 14, 2008