pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

Sampling Variability

The fact that different random samples of the same size from the same population produce different estimates.

As we study sampling variability, which do you suspect varies less: averages or individual values?

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

Sample Survey

A study that collects data from a sample to learn about the population from which the sample was selected.

A recent sample survey asked the following question: How long have you been a customer?

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

Sample Head

The minimal amount of oral sex administered to the male in order to initiate or encourage.

Babe, can I get some of that sample head?

by Scotty2HottyA1 September 29, 2019

Carpet Sampling

The act deplorable act of cutting a hole into a stuffed animal, fucking it, nutting inside of it, then taking the fur of the stuffed animal, cutting it off, and making a fur suit out of it, then wearing it in public.

Person A: Hey what the fuck are you doing?!
Person B: Oh I’m just carpet sampling

Person A: Carpet sampling is the new meta!!

Person B: Kill yourself!

by AbsoluteComedy April 1, 2024

Public Sampling

Sneaky head in a public space, especially a higher trafficked public space, that whets the appetite for future acts.

We were exploring the gallery and then snuck into a storage room for a little public sampling - just a taste.

by GwebDeez November 8, 2025