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I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.
Son: “I hate you
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”
by themillennial January 1, 2019
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swallowing the stones

Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones
by uberrf January 5, 2008
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shallow-minded

- a person who only believes what she sees or hears from inside the four corners of her room

- a person who thinks she know everything when in reality she only know a small part of everything
You are shallow-minded if you judge her present without looking at her past.
by MrAndMrsN October 27, 2015
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bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.
Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.
by H Dubs May 15, 2008
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baby swallower

a girl who always ends any sexual encounter by swallowing the cum shot.
i got a date with amy tonight. she is a notorious baby swallower!
by russland September 10, 2010
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european swallow

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.
"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"
by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005
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swallowing kids

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".
My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.
by Lindsay October 6, 2003
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