shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

savin

the lone normal person in a room full of crazies; level-headed

I felt pretty Savin in that office. Those people are nuts!

by mn4life May 14, 2006

Slavin

Slavin means to over use the term ew. Genuinally the topic that a person would be slavin over would not even be the slightest bit disgusting.

Person 1: *sees person 2 touch person 3s arm* ewww!!!!1!!
Person 2 to Person 3: Dont worry, shes just slavin.

by Rianon May 6, 2018

Daylight Savings Mind

Confusion caused by Daylight Savings Time kicking in, resulting in you showing up early or late to a regularly scheduled Sunday event.

Daggumit. I can't believe I arrived an hour early. Must be Daylight Savings Mind.

by Ae5Ea8 March 9, 2015

shavings

weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate.

"Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!"

by kN3AShA April 13, 2007

spavined

Spavined - to be broken and decrepid

Last weekend I was so hungover I was spavined

by Matt Tebbs May 13, 2005

shaving the book

masturbation

Shaving the book has become a popular pastime in many Western European countries.

by TaibhseTaibhse October 6, 2009