Runched

the texture of fabric when you got a mad wedgie in your bathing suit

Your bathing suit looks really runched sis

by scuzzy vic May 26, 2018

Runched

When you feel like you need to take a piss but can’t and get really frustrated.

Dude, I was runched last night. It was terrible.

by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020

jolly rancher

The act of placing one's entire package into a female's mouth so deeply as to force the bitch to smile.

It was a happy day when I offered Jenny the cherry jolly rancher.

I told her to stop smiling, but she couldnt! She must have jolly rancher fever.

by justincapps February 29, 2004

Rancher

A person that insists on incorpurating ranch dressing in almost every meal. weather it be A hamburger or a taco.

Mattie had made a wonderful Steak and potato dinner for her and her best friend karry, when they sat down karry said " Oh I almost forgot " and she pulled out a bottle of ranch and smothered her steak. "looks great Mattie"
what a rancher.

by may mee July 10, 2009

Jolly Rancher Express

Derived in a car while speaking of gay Joe.

1) To take a ride on the Jolly Rancher Express - Jacking off while throwing up (usually performed by homosexuals).

2) Performed by JMG from the bridge.

1) Wow Gary, lets take rides on the Jolly Rancher Express after Joe gets done!!

2) JMG

by Scepter 187 January 10, 2005

texan rancher

1. A rancher native to the state of Texas.
2. A practicer of sodomy with livestock.

1. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he owns a ranch in Texas.
2. Bill Taggart is a Texan Rancher, he gets it on with all of his animals. In the butt.

by AsianEyez March 22, 2009

jolly rancher

Jolly green giant puts some ranch dressing on a salad and tosses it.

I like to watch the jolly rancher channel.

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003