Roman Squat

An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.

This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.

Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"

Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"

Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"

by ZNippleBandit October 6, 2016

roman wet willy

When you take old pudding and put it in another’s ear and come back later and lick it out.

dude danny gave me a roman wet willy last night i had the hershey squirts

by BadLuckBarney December 12, 2016

Roman rules

When a bro wants to fuck his bro but it's not gay, he just appreciates him as a male specimen

Hey bro. Roman rules right?

by jebatz June 17, 2020

roman._.zolanski

One of the most relevant Nicki Minaj’s fanpages on TikTok,they gained 50.000 views and 15.000 likes in only one week,they average 7.900 views and 1.500 likes per video,they recently dropped an “album” on YouTube that contained some remixes and the artists that were part of these remixes were:CupcakKe,Ariana Grande,SZA,Nicki Minaj,Doja cat,Lady gaga and Olivia Rodrigo.

roman._.zolanski-empty

by Onikasbarbz August 25, 2021

Romandinho

The fucking G.O.A.T he has so many tekkers but unfortunately he supports spurs
He is very very gay

Romandinho>Messi if disagree ur gayer than he is+ratio+lol🐖💨+cry😭😭😭😭😭

by …?! March 1, 2022

holy roman empire

neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire.

"holy roman empire is neither holy nor roman nor an empire religion and censorship suck" (c) francois-marie arouet

by history is disgusting June 22, 2018

Camren Romance

A forbidden romance, usually between two best friends or band members. Comprised of lots of secret glances, touches and hand holding. They want to wake up beside each other everyday and do normal couple things but they can’t because of other people in their lives. Bonus points if they constantly send each other indirects on Twitter and follow each others crew on Instagram.

Person 1: OMG did you see Harry and Louis at lunch today!? They looked so in love!

Person 2: Yeah they have a Camren Romance because their parents are homophobic.

by /u/aids-lizard February 19, 2019