RoadTrip Tv

RoadTrip Tv is a British/Irish 5 piece-boy band, their names are Andy Fowler, Rye Beaumont, Brooklyn Wyatt, Mikey Cobban and Jack Duff, they have two YouTube channels, one is called RoadTrip Tv which they make covers and original songs, and they also have RoadTrip Vlogs, which they make fun vlogs daily, they have great talent and great voices, they are funny, beautiful and kind to everyone that wants to join the Roadie fandom.

"Do you know a boy band called RoadTrip Tv?"
"Yes I do! They are awesome singers!"

by sweet_fovvs February 11, 2019

Roast Purch Month

The month of April is the one month of the year you roast the shit out of perch

Perch is the name, hating minorities is the game....

O shit did Roast Purch month start?

by Purch April 18, 2019

Trump Roast

Highly anticipated dish to be served in Hell starting in the 2nd half of the 21st century. A confit of the seditious 45th American president that is first seared over the Eternal Flames of Damnation, then flayed, dismembered, disemboweled, and carved by the High Prince of Evil, Dark Lord Satan, for his demons to savor for eternity.

Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!

by millstone January 13, 2021

Wife roaching

When your wife has many more lovers than you were lead to believe. The taking of lovers the number of which is like cockroaches, for every one you see there are many more that you don’t. A married woman that is sexually active with an excessive number of lovers. A sexual act that is considered unsavory or nasty.

I knew that my wife had been wife roaching when several of her lovers showed up at out house.

by Dancerooster October 12, 2021

Muh Roads

A satirization of an argument often used concerning public infrastructure. The phrase is making fun of a mistaken assumption most people in favor of public infrastructure make, where they typically argue that only a coercive government is capable of building and maintaining roads and whatever else they typically mean by “natural public utilities”. Since this assumption is so common and refutable, the phrase "Muh Roads" was coined to make fun of arguments claiming that infrastructure couldn't possibly be made on a private, consensual basis.

Joe: But if not for government, who will build the roads?!?
Sam: By any means that doesn't violate human ri-
Joe: BUT... MUH ROADS!!!

(Credit to Jon Roelofs for publicizing the basis for the definition and examples)

by Muh Roads January 17, 2023

wanna be roadman

A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.

They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.

"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7

by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019

Roaa

The definition of art and beyond, a very pure hearted female who’s contributed her devious likability onto those who she truly cherishes in her life. She’s very beautiful, glassy charcoal eyes; divine silky black hair, pink lucious soft lips, glowing skin (tanned/black), and much more beauty that can’t be put into words. An angel sent from heaven and is extremely charismatic when it comes to her atmosphere around guys, they’ll fall for her in no time. Her smile brings light to people, and so does her personality. She’s a full package, though be careful what you say to her, her beauty may fool you too much but she’s got her limits.

I’d kill to be a roaa.

by Delinna September 6, 2019