riddle diddle

jacking off,jerking off,masturbating,wanking,"beating the meat"

"Do you know what riddle diddle means?"
"It means jacking off."
"Oh.Have you riddled your diddle today?"
"No.Only on Friday nights,today is Saturday."

by Lovely<3 February 6, 2009

Riddle Runaround

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University-Daytona Beach. No girls and school fucks you over. students pay 30,000 a yar to be ass raped

Dude i got grounded from flight today for no reason, I tried going to Records and Registration but i got the riddle runaround

by JACK August 1, 2004

riddles

riddles n. 1. The official language of the Prophet. To give an answer in the form of a question. 3. To occupy someone with false statements. 4. Truth to the Prophet, Lies to the childern. 5. Can be a question or statement with absolutly no correct answer. 5. A form of defence. 6. A keen way to get things.

syn. stories

1. The Prophet spoke to me in such riddles that I completely lost time.
2. Brett, what's up with the riddles?There are no poon here!
3. The Prophet got a free Bud Light after riddling the 7-11 cashier for 10 minutes.

by steve borgelt February 10, 2004

riddlebox

the third jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Riddle Dick

A Riddle Dick is any guy attending Embry Riddle that believes he is undeniably the most wonderful person walking on earth due to his status as a pilot or supergenius engineer.

Riddle Dick's often use cheesy pickup lines, wear large pilot sunglasses, pop their collars, and will shun any woman they mistook as an easy Riddle Chick.

AKA douche bag

Riddle Dick: Hey baby, I'm a pilot at Embry Riddle. Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Normal Girl: (rolls eyes and walks away)

Riddle Dick to friend: What a bitch! I should tell everyone she works on the corner of Ridgewood and participated in the donkey show.

by Nik M. November 11, 2006

they'll never solve my riddle now

a prominent quote derived from the hit cartoon "dora the explorer". this was said by the grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge. (think angrier, cruder, raw version of Swiper the Fox's accent.)

{Dora and dumb Boots stop in front of bridge} Grumpy old troll, who lives under the bridge: Heh, heh, heh. They'll never solve my riddle now.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

Riddle

A question and answer phrase typically in games or cartoons

Riddle me this what gets wet never stays wet and dries you: An unbrella

by Mr Krab$ $$$ March 8, 2020