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New Years Resolutionaries

A person that only goes to the gym in the 4 week period after January 1st. They tend to be fat and hog all of the machines. They quit working out at the rate of 25% per week. A small percentage will show up 1 week before spring break to do curls and crunches.
I couldn't get on a bench press because there was a line of three New Years Resolutionaries
by fightthepower January 5, 2010
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I accidentally started a revolution

When you say the answer, but try to be quiet or tell it to someone, and they tell others when you didn't want to. So, they may or may not thank you or think you're an idiot
Me using zoom in online math class today at: closed left, x<6
*From "Me" to "Everyone"*
Me: crap, I was supposed to sent it only to Mr. Chan, and I'm pretty sure I accidentally started a revolution just now
*Breaking news : An ugly and stupid internet lurker troll starts a random revolution in online zoom class at 10AM this morning, on May 24th 2021. His last words were a random definition he put on a useless dictionary website, which were "I accidentally started a revolution"*
by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021
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revolution

This generation is bringing a revolution into motion.
by amessenger January 22, 2008
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Bolshevik Revolution

Man 1: I'm doin it with your wife.
Man 2: BOLSHEVIK!!!
~or~
Man 1: Dad, I peed my pants...I'm sorry..
Man 2: Son, that's Bolshevik Revolution... Ass hole.
by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008
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revolution

1. A sudden and violent change in government.
2. The code name for Nintendo's next-generation system.
3. A brand of flea and tick treatment for pets.
{in the government's top secret Tiny Pest Growth Facility}
Blubbering Private: S-sir!
General: What is it, private?
BP: Someone tossed a bunch of prototype Nintendo systems covered in this smelly liquid through the window, and now ALL THE FLEAS AND TICKS ARE DYING!!
G: The United States is doomed!
by Syckls July 10, 2005
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the revolution

The armies of the revolution stand ready to insure the liberties of all people. To destroy all oppressors. To bring down any who oppose the best interest of the people.
We cannot be stopped. We cannot be divided. We cannot be bought.
We are the true torch of freedom. We are the will of the people. Your attempts to control us will result in your eventual annihilation.
The Revolution is everywhere. We stand in the shadows, watching, waiting. We serve your food. We wash your car. We do your taxes. We are in your congresses, your parliaments. We can strike from anywhere, at any time.
They who rule by fear, will come to know that we are the gods of fear.
The man who loves freedom, shall not fear us.
The man who loves power, shall not survive our wrath.

The revolution is here.
"The revolution will not be televised, the revolution will be computerized." -cdc
by Le Revolution July 27, 2005
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New Year's Resolutionary

Anyone with hardcore conviction to stick to their New Year's Resolution...for a period of time not to exceed one month but often as short as one day...

A January Joiner is a specific example of a New Year's Resolutionary...
She quit the grit for her New Year's Resolution, and all day she's been preachin' to anyone who isn't quick or smart enough to avoid her about the evils of tabacco...

Have no fear...She'll be suckin' down 5 sticks at a time this time next week in true New Year's Resolutionary style...
by jt001 January 19, 2006
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