rectal retinitis

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

Remington

It is extremely difficult to find a Remington amongst your friends. Remingtons are almost always small-medium height, light coloured hair and blue eyes. Remingtons are fun, bubbly, loud and bright: usually full of energy and sport-orientated.

The bad side to a Remington is even harder to find then a Remington herself, as they are almost always flawless in their actions towards others. They sorround theirselves with good friends: generally Maddies, Jacks, Georgias and Olivias. You may also find an Alice or a Lucy amongst them.

If you think you've found yourself a Remington, count yourself very lucky!

"I befriended this really cool, bubbly girl with light blonde hair yesterday. She's really into hockey and she always has something to say."
"..She's probably a Remington"

by theterminatior March 17, 2010

Remington

A short, gnome-like man (akin to a leprechaun) from Podunk, North Dakota.

What's that coming towards us through the blizzard?
-Oh, it's just Remington.

by Rajari February 3, 2010

reminiscintologist

One who masters in the art of reminiscing. A professional reminiscer who works to push the field of reminscing further by innovating new reminiscing techniques.

Dr. Van Nostrum works as a reminiscintologist, he helped me recall the events that took place on that one fatefull summer.

by cisley September 10, 2004

Remiity

Remiity, aka the discomfort streamer, is an extremely chaotic content creator on the rise. This smurf showed early interest in arson and a love for Nicolas Cage. Join remiity's discord for even more chaos and a community on the brink of insanity.

Remiity stole my kneecaps because I forgot to subscribe and complete my daily prayer to danny devito.

by Thisisausernamelmao May 30, 2021

Reminder

A girl you see, whether it be on Instagram on in the street, so good looking she reminds you haven't bust a nut in a while

Dude 1: That girl is a fucking sort
Dude 2: Geez she ain't just a sort, she's a raving sort
Dude 1: Fucking reminder mate

by Bamtheproducer August 16, 2018

retinize

To see and recognize "with your own eyes"... From a combination of retina (eye part) and recognize (to see or understand). Can be used in a number of ways.

Clever exclamation method: "Eye's retinize dat..."
Not so clever method: I (eye) retinize you..."

by Cranko Zabotnik July 12, 2006