receptionist

The front line of putting up with annoying people. Answer phones, e-mails, voicemail, letters, sign for packages, write their name, and handle problems that shouldn't be handled by them to save anyone else from talking to that one annoying person on the phone. Will work their butt's off, and still seem like they're not doing much. Have impeccable style, and aren't afraid to tell you how it is. Don't piss off the receptionist, she does talk to the higher up's, and your name will come up.

"Man, that poor receptionist.."
"Geez, I wish I had the stamina of a receptionist."

by IvyShadow February 10, 2017

Immaculate Reception

The process of impregnating your lady without actual intercourse. She's lays spread eagle in front of you while you masturbate. Once finished, you unload in your hand and proceed to throw your load on her.

My wife and I have practiced abstinence for the last 7 years.

Don't you have a 4 year old? How'd that happen?

Immaculate Reception!

by Red Bearded Stranger July 11, 2011

Cum receptionist

One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.

Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.

Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.

Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.

by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009

cum recepticle

Term for a woman! Used in reference to wife,girlfriend.

We don't have anything in common she's just my cum recepticle.

by mrwzig January 10, 2007

Try Redemption

Brutal, ultra high-energy, sick-like-dysentery, Colorado Metal Band.

Man, after seeing Try Redemption, I need to go to church!

by Daigleicious September 1, 2004

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

Obedient Sperm Receptacle

An insecure, pathetic human being that has no self-respect and will accept a partner that lies, cheats and treats them horribly.

Poor Renee, she's just an obedient sperm receptacle for him!

by KISSLE22 November 3, 2016

redenbacher

A redenbacher is a man who has relationships, or marries a woman who is significantly younger than he is.

Jon Stewart is a major redenbacher.

by Hodge-Podge August 13, 2008