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Purple guy

It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
purple guy is the guy who murdered 5 children for no reason
by purple guy/william asfton January 24, 2022
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Fist Pumper

Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.
I dropped my beer from laughing so hard when I looked at the dance floor and saw only a bunch of fist pumpers.
by Vin-Diesel August 4, 2006
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Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.
After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*
by thefalconose December 27, 2016
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Cunt Pumper

A cunt pumper is the one and only word to call your piece of man meat. You pump cunts with it
Dude, last night I destroyed her dick wallet with my cunt pumper
by BSkinn January 21, 2010
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mr. pink and purple

a penis. usually a cold, underwater penis.
Danny went swimming and the water was so cold mr. pink and purple was microscopic!
by da trick biatch May 9, 2006
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purple roundy

the greatest man to have ever lived.
I am inviting purple roundy to my birthday because he is the greatest man to have ever lived.
by Michael Welker and Zach Goss September 3, 2003
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Purple Bro

A bad motherfucker who wears exclusively purple. Generally too cool to wear colors from the lower end of the spectrum.
A: "Is it me, or does Owen wear purple like every day?"

B:"Nah, he's just a purple bro. He's been doing this since 2010."
by VerpaVentus September 17, 2011
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