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Pumpkin Piglet

The cutest and sweetest person you know..

So nice, caring and fun..

An awesome person who brings you nice things and makes you smile..

Someone so sweet they make you look at the world like its all brand new

Sunshine and lollipops
aww Peter! Thank you for the diet coke, you're such a sweet Pumpkin Piglet!!

That dude is such a pumpkin piglet!

He is the cutest pumpkin piglet i've ever seen!

I love my pumpkin piglet ..he's the Best!!
by papa jenneblly April 16, 2011
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pumpkin smashing

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.
"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"
by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013
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Pumpkin Patch People

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 17, 2017
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Pumpkinsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to pumpkins.
I'm not saying Pastor Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to Pumpkins, we just don't really know.

*Below is an example of Pastor Tommy McMurtry learning how to be a bigoted asshole.
Pastor Tommy McMurtry is a Pumpkinsexual. He fucks underage pumpkins every day.
by horror-core-900 June 15, 2019
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double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin

To sit on the top of the toilet and take a dump in it, while a girl is sitting backwards on the bottom. She is taking a dump and wearing a pumpkin on her head while giving you dome.
Friend 1: Heather came over and gave me a double decker reverse pumpkin blumpkin on Halloween.
Friend 2: Dam shes notorious for that.
by jrizzel July 29, 2014
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Pumpkin Butthole

In porn, after a guy has sex with a chick in the butt they usually show her gaping butthole and when you look into it, it looks like a hallowed out jack-o-lantern.
"She has anal a lot, I bet she has a pumpkin butthole"
by JusticeZERO January 6, 2014
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Pumpkin Carving

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.
"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."
by Daniel Matthew March 3, 2008
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