A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.
Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty
by Squirter13 July 21, 2025
Get the Cougar puberty mug.It’s different for everyone. Boys start later, get taller faster, grow facial hair, their cock gets giant, ( usually) and we are awkward and fugly. Girls get tits, get coochie hair, and periods, (ouch i could not imagine that) and get hot and thick and get some ass on em. But, they are both horny and want to shag everyone in that room instead of being in that 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th,11th, 12th grade, classroom. It is hell for both besides those select few kids who get the good stuff, (big tits, large cockdamn it few can wish taller, deep voice, big ass, etc.) without repercussions. At least they are usually dumber. Oh, and boys are getting super strong and growing muscles. Did i mention a big cock? Anyway, it sucks, it’s unavoidable, it’s inevitable, but theres light at the end of the tunnel. Oh you also get some crazy mood swings.
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