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Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....
Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol

After meeting a girl and breaking the enforced edging decree of Mavin Street, The Evavcuation protocol is the act of erupting ejaculate inside the girl's rear end. She then protests what you have done and proceeds to shake her ass to try and abort the sludge from her rectum. The resultant semen spray is called the Mavin Street Evacuation protocol.
Willy Leng: "Why is there social sauce deposited on the wall of the kitchen?"
Dayvid: "Sorry man, me and Doris were going hard and it ended with her doing a Mavin Street Evacuation Protocol"
by JimmyTomlinson2 November 20, 2023
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vibe check protocol

A systematic framework proposed in paper "The Vibe-Check Protocol: Quantifying Cognitive Offloading in AI Programming" which is used to figure out if someone actually knows how to software engineer, or if they are just suffering from an "illusion of competence" after making an AI agent do all the heavy lifting. It evaluates the real educational impact of "vibe coding" (using natural language to tell AI to write code) to see if you are actually mastering the concepts or just engaging in "cognitive offloading". The protocol mathematically checks three things to expose you:
1. Cold Start Refactor: How fast your coding skills decay when the AI is taken away.
2. Hallucination Trap Detection: Whether you can actually catch sneaky, hidden errors in AI-generated code or if you just blindly accept them.
3. Explainability Gap: The massive disconnect between the super complex code you just generated and your total inability to explain how it actually works.
"Bro thought he was a 10x developer after letting his AI agent build a full-stack app in an hour, but he completely failed the vibe check protocol when the interviewer asked him to fix a bug without AI and his Explainability Gap was off the charts."
by FutureScientist February 15, 2026
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April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.
"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"
by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025
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April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market
The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market
by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025
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protolol

The stage prior to the audible convention of "laughing out loud".

Manifests itself in a small ejection of breath from one's nose.
I wasn't actively laughing, but it made me protolol.

Person 1: *protolols* - Bro, look at this: *shows meme*
Person 2: *protolols* - Nice.
by hajibi May 27, 2022
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