poodle shooter

"Poodle shooter" is a derogatory term for the M-16 and M-4 family of rifles with which the U.S. military is armed. This stems from the fact that the M16, M16A1, M16A2, M16A3 and M16A4 (the "M-4") fire the 5.56mm cartridge, a cartridge that many soldiers and Marines think is underpowered for combat operations. Prior to the Vietnam War, the Army and Marines were armed with he M-14 rifle, which fires a much more powerful cartridge, the 7.62mm NATO round. During the Iraq War and the war in Afghanistan, the M-16 and M-4 proved to be inadequate to the task of longer-range combat engagements and the M-14 rifle was brought out of mothballs and issued to some units.

"Man, this M-4 sucks. Did you see that? I hit that hajii at least three times and he just kept running!"

"I know. The M16 is such a damned poodle shooter. It would be embarrassing except our lives depend on these shitty rifles."

by LowProfile88 July 26, 2009

Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster

It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.

Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.

by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008

pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

poodlefaking

Empty social pretentiouness

"He knew the society of those small Burma stations -- a nasty, poodle-faking, horseless riffraff." AND "As for social duties of all descriptions, he called them poodle-faking and ignored them." George Orwell, Burmese Days, 1934; the "he" is an upper-class speaker.

by Roger Brunyate November 5, 2003

poodacac

taking your cac and inserting it in the poo area

I was poodacacing josh's mom one day.

by jkay October 12, 2004

Poodle-flaps

Poodle-flaps is a term used to substitute a swear word when cursing. It is often used when under the influence of cannibis, and can be a response to something that you are incapable of formulating a lucid reply to. The term conjures images of a Poodle's vaginal flaps, and this is the intent.

Bob: "James, pass the pringles..."
<knocking over the pringles in an attempt to reach them>
James: Poodle-flaps!

Alternatively:
<Upon making an error in work or college>
"Poodle-flaps!"

by Simon Whiteside February 1, 2005

pooder

an informal word for a vagina

Eating a pooder sandwich while driving can become difficult.

by stacie May 21, 2004