Living proof that stupidity has no limits. Progressives are people who think a government that runs record deficits should have the power to make businesses operate in a fiscally responsible manner.
by BlueDelta February 3, 2010
Get the Progressive mug.A term coined by conservatives to encompass a wide range of extremely progressive ideologies, such as the liberal movement to destigmatize pedophilia. It is a clever combination of "mental disorder" and "radical progressiveness".
Huffpost ran the article "pedophilia is no longer always a mental disorder". That is so far out there that it's mentally progressive.
by Sunesetting June 29, 2017
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Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler
Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang
Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
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Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
by Hankgod November 22, 2011
Get the Progressive Porn Disorder mug.A simple, innocuous and arguably positive word that has been—in recent times—more and more associated with left-wing politics.
Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Little do people remember the ACTUAL definition of the word progressive.
Me: did you know that the word progressive means "happening or developing gradually or in stages; proceeding step by step"?
My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.
My friend: no I did not, I thought it was just a derogatory term for liberals.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 1, 2020
Get the progressive mug.A far-left liberal who doesn't vote, or only votes in the Presidential Election. Talks a lot, especially on social media, about liberal/progressive causes, but makes minimal effort to actually make real change happen.
Jen is such a passive progressive. She wasted her vote on Jill Stein in the Presidential Election, but never bothered to vote in her local primary elections, where several Green Party candidates were running.
by StillWithHer June 23, 2017
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guy #1:Dude,I would so bang Flo the progressive girl,just as long as she doesn't speak.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.
by KingPuma November 2, 2011
Get the flo the progressive girl mug.1. The new Derogatory term for "Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka Commie or Socialist.
2. Individual in favor of reviving said early 1900's movement to cull corporate and government corruption, protecting the average American, and expanding civil rights.
2. Individual in favor of reviving said early 1900's movement to cull corporate and government corruption, protecting the average American, and expanding civil rights.
1. Damn Progressives! They want to destroy our way of life by taxing the shit out of us and making the government run every damn thing by socialising America so they can bow down to those terrorists and commies while taking away our guns so that we can't fight back. Fucking Liberal baby killing pinko unamerican surrenderist welfare state handout socialists!
2. Damn government! They're robbing the middle class Americans so they can give money to the rich by cutting their taxes and bailing them out with our social security we paid for and giving them monopolies on everything we damn well need like gas and healthcare while they screw over the working class who can barely keep a family working 3 different jobs! Fucking scumbags want to cut low income benefits so we all end up like penniless beggers on the street so the wall street fat cats can buy better private jets.
2. Damn government! They're robbing the middle class Americans so they can give money to the rich by cutting their taxes and bailing them out with our social security we paid for and giving them monopolies on everything we damn well need like gas and healthcare while they screw over the working class who can barely keep a family working 3 different jobs! Fucking scumbags want to cut low income benefits so we all end up like penniless beggers on the street so the wall street fat cats can buy better private jets.
by CommandoDude August 31, 2010
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