probe

probes (more commonly known as anal probes) originated from a documentary based on future events. Aliens documented an entire war between our race and two others. They came to earth a few years ago and gave that information to someone that happened to work in blizzard. Being the evil bastard that the guy is he got it turned into a computer game and made some heavy bling bling off of it. The probe used to be the invisible unit that flew around and didnt attack but the basic building unit stole his name cause they didnt like bob the builder as a name. the ex-probes soon later adopted the name "observer". after the government seen how useful the enemy technology was to the enemy they have yet not met, they stole it and probed through the galaxy. Some mad scientist name pimp daddy stole the technology and now flies through peoples asses fo fun w it.

mom: hey timmy get out of the damn bed now, schools about to start u bitch.
timmy: i cant mommy the probe is bangin my anal open hard!

by YO MY HO February 26, 2003

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Proned and boned

When you have a rock hard boner and then you fall forward and it crushes your dick, causing extreme discomfort and possible suicide.

I went to the hospital because I proned and boned

by Eateateateat August 20, 2019

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Probe Finger

The finger that says, "I'm going for some butt stuff."

It was getting monotonous, so I used my probe finger. And she agreed! Yay!

by socalled March 17, 2015

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Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.

Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something

by Myhandle? June 12, 2022

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