catholic priesting

When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.

"My shoulders bleed from all the Catholic Priesting"

by TotallyNotTheChristianChurch January 8, 2014

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

prieee

another word for pretty

You look prieee in that dress.

by Shley March 6, 2004

pedophile priest

A misnomer. What is being called "pedophilia" among the priest community is actually agressive homosexual behavior, as those being victimised are not children (male and female); rather, they are pubescent boys.

The pedophile priest was, in actuality, a gay rapist.

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

priestiality

Sex with a priest. First coined in alt.recovery.catholicism.

She had a weakness for Jesuits which manifested itself in priestiality.

by Ignatius June 19, 2004

Catholic Priests

Stupid men who are sexually frustrated by their commitment to celibacy. Usually molest boys and keep them silent by using their "godly" authority.

Every year, thousands of Catholic Priests are transferred by the church to help cover up the fact that most of them are child molesters.

by Tytus July 22, 2004

priestley

Peng with the moral high ground

Wow, dat bitch priestley!

by DanLiss December 31, 2013