Pretzel nugget

When you fuck a guy or girl in the ass and dislodge a super dried chunk of shit and it falls out

Yo man that girl dropped a pretzel nugget

by StayKruel October 6, 2017

Pretzel Boy

It's pretzel not Frezatel he's tasty as hell, He spends time playing Roblox. And going on discord all day.

Hey, Pretzel boy You spend too much time on discord!

by rwtetss May 20, 2019

Hot pretzel

Having sex while both people are cross legged and shifting.

Hey Dominic I heard you and Boone did the hot pretzel last night

by Dominicsboner August 8, 2020

Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.

Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel

by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018

fuck pretzel

the art of sexual origami

"she was loving it mate, I had her tied up like a 'fuck pretzel'" exclaimed Zane.

by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

yonic pretzel

Something a girl does in order to prolong a sex for a man, particularly a man who ejaculates prematurely.

Man: "What the fuck is a yonic pretzel?"

Woman: "Its like" a negative kagel"
Man: "A negative what?"
Woman: "Ok its just complicated vagina shit, everytime you think your gonna blow (cum), you just pinch me and that will be my cue to pretzel ok?"
Man: "Ok....."

by WwOoMmEeNn June 3, 2009

Soft Pretzel

The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.

I couldn't get my soft pretzel in her box so I put it in her mouth instead.

by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010