Precious

The most beautiful girl in the world. Her ass is huge and weirdly jiggly. They know how to cook and beat people up if they mess with them. There loyal and very intelligent.

Precious is so peng

by Sexygalting March 28, 2017

predicatable

The state a noun obtains when said noun is so heavily identified with a verb that the noun can be used as a verb instead of said verb.

According to Soulja Boy Tell'em, "Superman" is a predicatable noun.

by bigjp July 5, 2009

Precious cargo

Innocents. Individuals who overcome and I respect and am so proud of

Those children are precious cargo. Drive safely!

by menedies May 10, 2022

the precious

The precious is essentially Smiegel's (a kind hobbit turned into a terrible gray creature) own child. He loves the ring with a burning passion. He has had sexual intercourse with the ring on various occasions.

Leave me with the precious, stupid hobbitses! The fat one is trying to take it!

by JABBY! April 13, 2007

precious baby

This term is used to describe a character that someone loves, (almost always a cinnamon roll in this case) but be careful when you use this description... usually when someone calls them this, the said character ends up in a roleplay scenario that usually leads to their tragic (but also slightly lewd) death.

Girl 1: "I love Tony! He's such a precious baby!"
Girl 2: "WAIT, NOOO! NOT TONY!!!"
Girl 1: "Don't worry, he'll be fine! I will protect my precious baby."

*three weeks later...*

Girl 1: "Sooo, remember how I loved Tony a few weeks ago?"
Girl 2: "Yeah. Did you do what I think you did?"
Girl 1: "...Alright, maaaybe I acted out a roleplay where he got turned tiny... and he went through a deadly buttcrush... ahahaha~"
Girl 2: "jUsT wHaT i ThOuGhT."

by an anonymous wolf June 3, 2018

White Precious

Whenever you see a fat white woman. Referring to the main character from the movie "Precious", but a Caucasian version, and usually at least a little ghetto.

( Spot a fat, usually ghetto, white woman, and say to whoever your with)

"Hey look, white precious!"

by stonerben March 25, 2010

Precious

Gollum's birthday present. It came to him. His own, his precious.

"My precioussss"

by Chris January 2, 2004