preach poison

(v.) To defame with nitpicked and irrelevant facts. Used mainly by Jamaicans (Preach dem poison)

Michael Moore likes to preach poison about the USA.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Preacher-Man

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"

Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."

by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009

Preach it sister

A saying used when someone is ranting about something comparing their rant with a gospel preacher.
It can be a good or a bad rant, but the use of "Preach it sister" is often ironic.

Girl 1: I need feminism because rape.....
Guy 1: Preach it sister!

Guy 2: Xbox One is far superior to Playstation 4, its CPU...

Guy 3: Preach it sister!

by Mooseslayer June 13, 2014

preach around

The sexual favor returned at ryans confessional

Ryan was arrested for giving the preacher the "preach around"

by PatrickJT69 April 3, 2008

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson May 19, 2006

A Preacher

A woman who will praise and worship a higher power while getting laid.

I took Shirley home last night and she was "a preacher" in bed. She was screaming "Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!"

by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009

papa dont preach

a term that one uses to say that there father is in fact not a member of the clergy

my papa dont preach

by Lee Holland September 17, 2003