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Potty emergency

When you have to go potty really bad but there's no where to relieve yourself.
Little kid:mommy daddy I have to go potty. One of the parents:there's no potty here you'll have to hold t until we get to one. little kid ten minutes later crying: I need to go potty!!! I'm having a potty emergency!!! One of the parents: stop crying before you use the potty in your carseat. Little kid crying:I can't hold it!!!
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Porter pottied

To get a blowjob in a weird place
She Porter Pottied me in a church van
by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016
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Potty Nation

Potty Nation is a community based around Roblox and it's also a small developer group. Potty Nation offers stuff like gamenights, events and more. It also has a lot of toxic/horny/idiotic people. There's drama at least 5 times a week and people argue over common sense.
1: Potty Nation is a good place.
2: No.
3: Nope.

1: Stop abusing your power.
2: Oh so I'm abusing power like you wouldn't?
1: I would never abuse my power.
2: Your just trying to feed your ego.
by auto140 August 11, 2021
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potty train

When you teach your children to use the toilet instead of a diaper or pull-up. It's so they don't piss and shit on the floor all day long when they're grown. Most people were trained regardless if they have an actual toilet or not.
Mom: "I'm potty training little Suzie."

Bro: "Well you're bad at it. She pissed on the floor, again."
by Lavenders_Llama March 23, 2021
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Potty talk

To swear like the word

Fuck
Shit
Ass
Ass wipe
Etc....
Little Timmy: don't use potty words
Me: fuck potty talk Ass wipe suck my dick you ugly cock gobbler
Little Timmy: 😞
by Thekidnamedberry March 8, 2017
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potty fail

When you had to go potty really bad but there was nowhere to go and you didn't make it.
(continuing from my potty emergency definition): Little kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! Parent:yes you can use your muscles. Kid:I can't hold it!!! Parent:no you are not going potty in your carseat. Kid crying more:I can't hold it!!! I'm potty failing!!! Parent looking at kid:you did not just go in your carseat. Kid crying while going potty in carseat:Its too late I'm already going!
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potty lad

Guy who shits in everything that he attempts to do
Person 1: His grandpa couldn't fight the cancer
Person 2: What a potty lad
by shogun05 December 14, 2022
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