Poking Smot

In other words your stoned off your ass and cant say smoking pot right.

derrrrrr.... were poking smot.

by Joey March 27, 2003

Shit Posting

1: The failure to make a constructive post
2: The inability to add useful information to a forum
3: Worthless overly offensive generally racists posts written in a manner which aggravates others.

4: Nrom

"A rain of shit posting shall fall on this new section"

by Chunky Milk March 26, 2010

Posting ice

When you got to type "positive" and your iPhone auto corrects it to "posting ice"

Ryan: I think I love you
Taylor: are you posting ice
Ryan: are you retarded?

by The tip of my nut sack August 4, 2016

Frau-Posting

posting images of a cartoonish German and Finnish girl in online forums with a certain demeaning subject. No one quite understands it yet but it stands out between Shitposting and Shillposting.

"This Frau-posting is worse than the fucking benis meme on /bant/"

by Wakko Kakko January 6, 2021

Not Worth Posting on Facebook

That Shit , That Shit Right There

Not worth posting on facebook

by Skepsis June 21, 2010

facebook "poking"

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex

Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.

by PNDA December 21, 2010

Phone Poling

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.

Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!

by Jose99 February 1, 2007