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Bulldog eating porridge 

A term for a female vagina that has semen dripping out of it.
Shit it looks like a bulldog eating porridge!

Stirring the chocolate porridge 

A variation of the deviant sexual act of dumping on someones chest. Stirring the chocolate porridge involves defacating on your partners chest and then ejucalating into it. Once your partner has this juicy mix all over their chest you mix it around with your hard cock in order to heighten your sexual experience
I had fun stirring the chocolate porridge all over jenny's breasts last night

vaginal porridge 

Similar to a cream pie only done during a womans period. When a man cums inside a woman on her period, the woman then forces the blood/cum mixture out of her vagina.
Chuck eats vaginal porridge for breakfast every morning.
vaginal porridge by Pass March 16, 2004

plate of porridge 

The aftermath of an extensive sodomy session when the anus becomes so loose it's like having sex with a bowl of porridge.
Ah, ah I'm a plate of porridge

love porridge 

Bill dripped love porridge on Monica's dress, leaving a stain of global proportions.
Hot love {porridge }
love porridge by NWA10000 April 20, 2014

Weiner porridge 

A man made porridge. Can sometimes be lumpy. Not very sweet.
Tash has weiner porridge on her face
Weiner porridge by Funkyfairy27 April 18, 2017