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poison kitty 

The Harry Potter shipping of Professor Minerva McGonagall and Potions Master Severus Snape. Often thought sick, squicky, and gross by some, due to Minerva's and Snape's extreme age difference, though I saw a woman, who was really pretty and she was like eighty, no plastic surgery either, for you Cher fans out there! Some though, find the Poison Kitty, or Snitty, ship to be most sweet, sexy and enjoyable. Mostly book Minerva, who is old, yes, but still quite beautiful, unlike sucky movie Minerva, who is all...wrinkly!!!
Me: ~Drools~ Merlin, that Poison Kitty fanfic was steamy, I think I fogged up my computer screen!

Stupid HP Fan/Poison Kitty Hater: Eww, that is so nasty, McGonagall's an old bat!

Me: ~Smacks with a baseball bat~ NO, MAGGIE SMITH IS, NOT MINERVA!
poison kitty by Hatterkazoo July 11, 2006

Poison the Illgotten Skill

1. A phrase used to describe a wack or incompitent emcee. anyone who "poisons" eardrums is known to be Poison the illgotten SKill,also related closely to the term Wanksta and Phony.
"yo you soundin Poison the Illgotten Skill lately man,that shit aint right"

poison pussy stab 

using your hand, replicate the vulcan death pinch. then, once the females anus hole and vagina hole are visible, agressively stab at both openings with your spread fingers. this technique should only be applied in situations in which the females nether regions smell like monky butt. this technique is also commonly reffered to as the shocker
that bitches pussy was emitting such an offensive odor, that i was forced to liberaly apply the poison pussy stab
poison pussy stab by chip April 21, 2004

poison race 

A beer game where you try to drink as much as you can during the awesome tune Posion by Alice Cooper. In those 4.28 min you'll feel like your in heaven. Afterwards you'll feel like throwing up.
Dude, did you see that guy puke after the Poison Race? Off the hook!
poison race by Mideljung May 22, 2008

Poison Dagger Fish Hook 

Poison Dagger Fish Hook is when youy doin somone the dog position and finger there ass getting it dirty and Hook that finger in the corner of there Mouth . Getting the wILD RIDE
Mate Poison Dagger Fish Hook that Bitch last night and she give the mean as ride just hang on

poison candy 

A term used to describe the taste of a woman's vagina during oral sex.
I love the taste of poison candy in the morning!
poison candy by Teddy2789 November 28, 2007