Security plonker

Socially retarded, untrained, Unintelligent, unattractive person often employed to work an unnecessary position.

Look at that security plonker over there, hasnt done an ounce of work all day!

by Locnes November 14, 2016

Im only pulling your plonker

expression used after a practical joke has been played on a fellow subordinate

"Hey Jim... your mother is dead"
"oh my god really....?"
"Nah ...only pulling your plonker"

by Big Jakey T March 17, 2003

Ploonet

When you spell planet wrong

Look at that girl's minecraft username it says ploonet , she spelt planet wrong

by CatBuff May 19, 2020

pjoon

An extreme form of "pwning". Used when an opponent is completly and utterly destroyed.

"We pjooned that noob!" "What pjoonage!"

by Hastatus April 3, 2007

Ploobers

a word to get your anger out

Oh 'Ploobers' I stubbed my toe

by DA CREATOR November 29, 2009

Ploink

To make a small electronic donation to charity. Also another way of describing a microdonation to a charity.

I've just ploinked 2p into the Lymphoma Association's electronic charity collection tin at www.ploink.co.uk

by dorothy donor January 23, 2011

plooble

plooble: A bubble that forms on the anus while defecating. Usually the result of a dairy-rich meal in someone who is lactose intolerant.

My GOD, Ambrose. Last night after a horrifying alcohol-induced blackout, I ate chili with cheese and sour cream coated in an inch of butter washed down with two quarts of whole milk. I'm lactose intolerant, so when I went to relieve myself, a plooble formed that was of leviathan proportions. It burst with such explosive force, I had to spend the entire morning cleaning excrement off the walls and ceiling of my lavatory.

by Bipolarbear4873😳 November 6, 2018