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ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.
gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)
by jeRemy May 4, 2003
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Ploose

A term used to describe an alpha male. Plooses can be found anywhere in modern day culture, but due to their hyper-sexual nature & low self-esteem, they are more likely to be found in social settings. They can readily be picked out by their posturing. Most often these men stand with arms extended outward portraying the "invisible lat" or invisible latissimus dorsi muscle in the arm.
"That guy just shouldered me man!"

"That's not a guy...that's a ploose. Look at him ploosing it up..."
by metropolism39 October 16, 2008
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Ploopie

As coined in the book Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, middle son Greg Heffley uses this word to call his younger brother, Manny, as an insult without getting punnished for saying a bad word. Ploopie can be used when small children are about, intead of swearing you can use ploopie to replace vulgar sayings.
At church when you drop a Bible, "Son of a Ploopie, I dropped the Bible!"
In public when your friends do something stupid "You Ploopie, you need to knock it off!"
by Lulu Pepperchini June 30, 2011
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ploosh babong

a dildo for toilets that is also used during underwater jewish anal sex.

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if you guys are hittin the wave pool tomorrow, don't forget the ploosh babong. it's in the bathroom cabinet.
by memphisto December 3, 2003
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Ploob

A combination of the popular words pleb and noob, someone who fits the description of both.
"I hung out with Dave the other day. He is a ploob at the most basic of things."
by Vezmer February 2, 2015
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ploo

an extraordinary large shite of immense proportions!
a big masseye jobby = ploo
by PLOOMEISTER January 17, 2007
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Plooboodling

Defined as violent gyration of an obese person's excess fat layers. Used for intimidation, to attract a mate, or to harass a rival or loved one.
Her undulating gyrations hypnotized me to begin plooboodling to win her favor.
by The Bakinnator January 20, 2014
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