Pimps & Hoes Party

An excellent party where seemingly good kids become pimps and hoes and fuck each other. Usually results in more than one STD

You remember that pimps and hoes party at that one house damn that was good stuff

by melanthex March 30, 2005

Pimpstress

A female pimp who is technically unemployed but makes her living collecting money from various men in order to maintain her high-maintenance status. She often drives a new, foreign vehicle and is not known to the public by her real name.

I'll never have to work as long as I'm a Pimpstress. My bills will get paid regardless.

by Maria Chaunte' August 7, 2007

papshmear

When the mothafuckin doc shuvs a small unbrella up some bitches poonani and opens that shit, and pulls it out, scraping the lining of the vagina.

The doctor exclaimed: "PAPSHMEARS ON THE HOUSE TONIGHT, LADIES", then he knocked out the first bitch he saw and fucked her...POONANI!!

by Sick Ass Mothafucka September 2, 2005

pimpstress

1. n : A female who procures customers for whores.

Megan will sell your ass on the corner cause she's tha pimpstress motherfucker.

by M0nkeyP0x September 18, 2003

pimpshack

The blue tent at the Stew where the overwhelmingly badass runners dish out the hate while trashin the white man. Their rugged good looks and undeniable swag are enough to attract even the toughest of opponents. It is said that rivers of orgasms can be seen trickling from the insides of this legendary tent. Travelling to the Pimp Shack is quite easy, despite popular opinion that is impossible to find. Just follow the sound of hands hitting the sides of bitches faces and you know you are close.

"What is THAT?" - Male Runner 1

"I spy the pimpshack, over yonder ridge!" - Male Runner 2

"God why are they so swagtastic" - Male Runner 1

"Oh my god i'm wet" - Female Runner 1

"I know why... we are close to the Pimp Shack" - Female Runner 2

by Viva El Walkopolingo September 26, 2010

pimpslembedded

That's when someone is so thick headed the only to get your point across is to symbolically embed it in a good old fashioned skin-on-skin pimp slapping (or literally write a note as in a post-it note or Sharpie marker across your greasy palm and deliver it like so). See also "BBHMM" (Bitch Bettah' Have ma' Mo-nay").

Don't worry Sylvester. Anjanette will be here with your money. I pimpslembedded the bottom line about daily production quotas on her this afternoon. No misunderstandings anymore, ever. She'll be here on the dot with your cheddar.

by TheSquidGirl February 21, 2011

Pimpsmack

1. The act of smacking a bitch with the back of your hand, usually in order to establish dominance or control. Can also be used to show someone who's boss.

1. The bitch was out of line so I pimpsmacked her ass.

2. "I'm the boss around here" proceeded with a pimpsmack.

by Da Biggest Boss February 28, 2009