physisasit

physisasit is the profession of a physisis person

Nikolai Tesla was a physisasit.

by meh4321 March 7, 2019

physical education

1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED

I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers.

by PurpleWatermelon March 26, 2005

Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.

"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."

by Inev July 25, 2003

physucks

A term for physics when expressing severe frustration and hatred for the subject

"Physucks is owning my weekend" "Physucks serves no purpose"

by Sam March 3, 2005

AP Physics 1

Another term for a brain explosion from attempting to process very abstract material.

The last time I saw Johnny before his brain exploded was the first day of school before 2nd period when he went to his AP Physics 1 class.

by NYC213 March 31, 2016

physics

the illest form of high thought, that should only be left to those with the skills to understand, and all the rest can suck our hairy unshaven balls

- yo guy, i cant unnerstann that shit.
- thats cause its simple physics, fool

by burgiller May 13, 2005

physically retarded

Mentally Retarded but physically.

Nick is physically retarded.

by waitnoimnothim December 2, 2015