phlupunk

The act of dick slapping someone in the face. Refers to the sound that is made.

She likes to get phlupunked.

Sometimes you just have to pull it out and phlupunk her.

by xOrder November 3, 2013

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Phopinion

Opinions that a person might think is good/right, but are based on facts that can easily be proven false through common sense and actual facts. Mostly used by assholes, liars and ignorant people.

Portmanteau of the words "phony" and "opinion".

Person 1: "I simply love Leonardo DiCaprio. Did you know that he almost won the entire Oscars?"

Person 2:" Of course not, a single person can't win the Oscars because there are too many awards for one person to achieve."

Person 1: "No! I am right, look it up on Wikipedia!"

Person 2: "Well, that's just your phopinion, man."

by Moontow May 31, 2014

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poupon'd

An elaborate prank where you pretend to tell a story and then surprise the listener by asking them if they have any Grey Poupon.

You: Did you hear what happened?
Them: What?
You: Yesterday I left work, and my boss emailed me.
Them: Why?
You: It's awkward.
Them: What did he ask you?
You: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Them: Damn it. You poupon'd me again.

by MichaelRapaport March 21, 2015

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Poupis

Used as an adjective when someone's life completely falls apart. Examples include getting suspended from school, losing your girl, and betraying people who looked up to you.

Dude why are you so down? Oh you know, just had a Poupis kind of day.

by Imgonnafuckgrisel April 8, 2015

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