Penis

A delicious lolly you suck on until a creamy white creamy liquid cums out, kinda like a sherbet snack except if you bite you go to jail.

Random guy 1: may I suck your penis

Random guy 2: only if you don't stop.

Random guy 1: gladly. ;)

by Plane Jewus May 13, 2021

pendsexual

A pendsexual is usually straight, but if that person was to fall in love with the same or opposite sex, it wouldnt matter. This is considered ; pendsexual.
It doesnt depend on the persons gender, but how that person feels for the other. Pend sexuals do not classify themselves as bisexual either.

"Kathy, are you bisexual now?"
"No, Im pendsexual. I just fell in love, gender doesnt matter, she's the one."
"Oh, cool, you're pendsexual."

pendsexual

by Bebaqiirl April 17, 2009

penis wizard

A term used to insult a normally heterosexual person by implying they have mystical or magical powers over penises. Often penis wizards will hold long "penis" shaped staffs. Their powers include making penises bigger, making penises smaller, turning ugly penises into beautiful penis, and giving ultimate penis pleasure with the use of spells, incantations, and potions that only a mystic would have access to .

The way you control him, you'd think you're some sort of penis wizard

by slkMdafknrik December 7, 2014

Penis Chicken

When two men face off, eye to eye, both extending there hands grasping the opponents penis. This is a very strategic game, removing your hand from the penis is immediate disqualification declaring yourself as gay. Other way of losing this game is to be first boner, this creates different offensive and defensive strategies to win the game. Loser is declared Gay. This is the only full proof way of showing your homies you handle pressure well.

Chauncy: Did you see the look on Chaz face when he lost Penis Chicken? Frank: Can't help but declare him a gay homie.

by Penischicken August 16, 2016

penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

Penis injections

When you slide that nasty sausage in a bun and squirt some ketchup in it.

Penis injections are fun,
I love penis injections

by NIKKEN September 7, 2021

Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014