Tom and Peter
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
A term for two inseparable, attractive and superiorly gifted adolescents. A "tom and peter" combination will almost definitely best you in all pursuits, especially pokemon training and sexual conquests.
Person 1: Did you hear what "Tom and Peter" did this weekend?
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
Person 2: Ya! I heard that right after "Tom and Peter" finished not doing their homework they evolved their vigoroths into Slakings, their pokemon teams sure are unbeatable.
Person 1: Ya, im so jealous of their pokemon skills :'(
Person 2: I heard "Tom and Peter" also had sex with all of our girlfriends; past present and future
Person 1: that would not make me feel the emotion of surprise
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