When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
Get the Crap-path mug.The compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations.
synonyms: the road, the compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations, the trail
antonyms: the ditch, the median, the parking space, the chair, the roundabout
synonyms: the road, the compulsory sequence of life events that one is placed on at birth or before by his or her overzealous parents and societal expectations, the trail
antonyms: the ditch, the median, the parking space, the chair, the roundabout
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by Increase Mather March 30, 2008
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by Deepi Deep Inder April 9, 2009
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also works while driving
a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.
also works while driving
a path blocker may professional or else doing it for recreational purposes.
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by kymnasium January 8, 2009
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by Abhi Jablome August 6, 2017
Get the Delaware Dirt Path mug.1. (noun) A person who creates a path for a specific person like a teammate to follow upon.
2. (noun) An individual who teaches others tips and tricks on how to play a game, typically an experienced player.
Synonym: Carrier, Leader, Instructor, Teacher, Influencer, Professional, Parent
2. (noun) An individual who teaches others tips and tricks on how to play a game, typically an experienced player.
Synonym: Carrier, Leader, Instructor, Teacher, Influencer, Professional, Parent
P1: Hey I am new to this game can you teach me how to play?
P2: Sure thing! I'll be your path-guide. Just follow me and we can get an easy win.
P1: Thanks a lot! May you add me?
P2: Yeah.
P2: Sure thing! I'll be your path-guide. Just follow me and we can get an easy win.
P1: Thanks a lot! May you add me?
P2: Yeah.
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