Salad in a pasty

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.

Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!

by JackFrogs December 10, 2021

Burst Pastie

The result of an overheated Pastie which spills the contents out looks not dissimilar to that of a unfortunate woman's vagina

Yeah i pulled her pants down and she had a minge like a burst pastie

by paulobeef September 15, 2008

smashed pastie

the aftermath of a fucked pussy

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie

by aliofwonderland August 27, 2015

pastie shoes

when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes

"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"

by zhutharndm August 05, 2006

Pasty Henry

The application of glue to the genitals, usually while asleep.

He got drunk and passed out, so I gave him a pasty henry.

by Xcountry September 22, 2009

piss pasty

Used disposable nappy. Once folded into place with the velcrow wings secured it resembles a product from the Ginsters range.

While you're up their would you empty the nappy bin - it's
solid with 'piss pastys'

by Brucester September 10, 2006

PASTY FLOPPERS

Man (or female) tits that sag or create a roll,and are pale and white.

Trevor has disgusting fat pasty floppers.

by dr. huge cock April 15, 2009