Parked

Being completely PARKED after slamming down chick-fil-a with your bros. On occasion using the E- brake.

Me and the bros were PARKED after demolishing spicy chickens sandwiches at Chick-fil-a

by Joeycuzz19 November 30, 2018

parked pause

Leaving the penis inside the vagina after ejaculation keeping it ready for next round of intercourse

I was with Ashley last night. After I came in her We did a parked pause while we made out for a while. Then we screwed some more.

by Rakis March 15, 2019

parkedit

Bryan Clauson used to say he "parked it" in victory lane after a win, ever since he died last year, everyone in racing, sim and real says the #parkedit for Clauson

I won so I #parkedit

by Red_stag05 July 31, 2020

Parfed

When you pee and fart at the same time.

I parfed when I was on the toilet!

by realpsuedonym November 26, 2020

Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021

Parked

When you're parked in a parking spot and don't want to be arrested

Officer you're not allowed to arrest me, I'm parked in a public parking spot.

by anonymous February 25, 2021

parked

Very slow car... Project A

Every car tuned by Proect A is parked.

by la ley April 13, 2021