When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!
A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings
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Een penis waarvan de eikel lijkt op een paddenstoel omdat het heel erg gebogen is.
Een paddenstoelschaar kan water opvangen door zijn vorm.
Een paddenstoelschaar kan water opvangen door zijn vorm.
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by Paulina August 18, 2004
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The World Health Organization (WTO) first announced the outbreak of SHD was in the United States of America in early-mid 2011.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the California Department of Health managed to track the disease to over 15 California counties during the first week of the outbreak.
As of December 2012, the WTO confirmed that the disease spread to every country of the northern hemisphere. The WTO also confirmed the United States of America to have the most confirmed cases of Skrillex Hair Disease in the world because of the enormous amount of fat ugly white girls who don't know what to follow.
In March 2012, the CDC gave SHD a Pandemic severity index of 3. In April 2012, the severity rating was raised to 4 and in June, the severity was rated as a category-5 Pandemic. The index of SHD has lowered over time as little American white girls realize that they are stupid to shave the sides of their head in the first place. As of April 2012, the Pandemic reached a severity level of 2 on the Pandemic Severity Index.
The World Health Organization (WTO) first announced the outbreak of SHD was in the United States of America in early-mid 2011.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the California Department of Health managed to track the disease to over 15 California counties during the first week of the outbreak.
As of December 2012, the WTO confirmed that the disease spread to every country of the northern hemisphere. The WTO also confirmed the United States of America to have the most confirmed cases of Skrillex Hair Disease in the world because of the enormous amount of fat ugly white girls who don't know what to follow.
In March 2012, the CDC gave SHD a Pandemic severity index of 3. In April 2012, the severity rating was raised to 4 and in June, the severity was rated as a category-5 Pandemic. The index of SHD has lowered over time as little American white girls realize that they are stupid to shave the sides of their head in the first place. As of April 2012, the Pandemic reached a severity level of 2 on the Pandemic Severity Index.
Stupid 13 year-old girl with half her head shaven because she wants to be origional and unique but little does she know that thousands of other dumbass bitches like her are doing the same thing for the exact same reason: OMFG SKRILLEX IS THE COOLEST ARTIST IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I WANNA DO LOTS OF NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED!!!
Epidemiologist 1: See, she has Skrillex Hair Disease.
Epidemiologist 2: Another victim has been taken by the Skrillex Hair Pandemic.
Epidemiologist 1: See, she has Skrillex Hair Disease.
Epidemiologist 2: Another victim has been taken by the Skrillex Hair Pandemic.
by TheArticMonkey May 11, 2013
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by Pioneer101 December 16, 2018
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Independent Thinker:
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”
Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”
“The way politicians across the globe took advantage of the Covid-19 Pandemic was a draconian display of insecurity & arrogance.”
Retired Baby Boomer:
“No it wasn’t, you’re just paranoid.”
by Archer, Sterling January 3, 2022
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