parashit

A prank that occurs when two friends are using stalls beside one another in a public restroom. The prankster wipes himself with toilet paper and then, instead of letting the paper fall into the bowl, he takes it and hurls it over the stall divider into the lap of his victim.

I was out with Craig and after the buffet we had to go to the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it? That sick puppy gave the green light to a parashit assault!

by chessthecat August 1, 2010

parasitic nematode

Insect parasitic nematodes are small, round worms that complete part of their life cycle in insects. Several species can kill insects in this process, and some are marketed as a biological control agent.

The use of insect parasitic nematodes to control soil insects, including many turfgrass and Garden pests, has received increased attention in recent years. insect parasitic nematodes are also know as predator nematodes, beneficial nematodes or entomogenous nematodes. They are sold under such trade names as BioSafe, BioVector, Scanmask, Exhibit, Oti-Nem, and Guardian.

i used a parasitic nematode rinse on the soil to get rid of a pest infestation.

by undernoticed October 26, 2009

Paromita

Usually a girl who is loyal and kind and one of the best people to have in your life. She spreads smiles and kindness like confetti. Incredibly trustworthy, they will always give you the right advice. You may think that they are demons but they are more like a lioness, incredibly protective of the ones they love.

Don't worry, you have Paromita.

by Popmysi November 23, 2021

Parishmita

Parishmita is a very cute girl. If u have a parishmita in your life then don't let them go. They are the most caring person and if they love you they will always be there for you.

You: who is the most caring person
Someone: don't you know it's parishmita

by anonymous November 24, 2021

toxic parasite

a questionably homosexual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. He is a momma's boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. He loves and admits that he likes pissing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. He cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. He's to big of a pussy to tell his mother about his new "fling" with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the fuck emails anymore anyway?). Basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!

Toxic Parasite: hey what did u do today?
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!

by yowatsup? November 24, 2010

Collective parasite

Someone who hides behind the orgy of the collective.

The girl pretended life was an orgy to everybody from the viewpoint of a collective parasite.

by Solid Mantis September 16, 2019

Parasite

1)an animal that has a negative relationship with its host animal. Certain beetles that kill trees are worse than negative, they kill trees. Ticks are parasites to humans, where spiders are symbiotic.

2) a human parasite is one of the social variety. A person who lives off money they did not contribute to by working is a parasite. A lawyer is a parasite to a client in some cases. A rapist is a parasite to a woman(or man) because the relationship is predatory and the rapist takes from the host. A vampire would be a human parasite if vampires were human.

People who are not going to work tomorrow are parasites because they are busy lying around, and don't have time to contribute to society. Give them hell because that's the only way to motivate one of these blood sucking human mites.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016