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Slash Paranoia

Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.
Dude, the minute I saw Percival save Gwaine's life, I had a serious case of Slash Paranoia.
by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011
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Hot Girl Paranoia

A paranoid feeling a guy gets when he is talking/hitting on a girl that is interested in him. It's caused by feeling like you will mess it up and she wont be interested anymore, or feeling/believing that she will realize she could do a lot better than you.
Guy 1: Hey, are you still talking to that girl?
Guy 2: Ya I am, but I'm getting Hot Girl Paranoia
by gyreaux November 22, 2019
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Minor elevation paranoia

Fear of elevations greater than half an inch, less than 3 inches.
I have minor elevation paranoia... omg is that a Crack in the road!? someone could trip...
by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021
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paranoxym

Two words place together, commonly adjectives, which is grammatically compliant, but socially abnormal.
brazenly scrumptious
Those peaches were absurdly luscious is a parnoxym.

Every time that girl talks about her brother, some strange paranoxym comes up.
by WB/JB June 17, 2009
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Paranosis

A paranoid psychosis.
A supercharged experience usually induced as a random reaction to drugs, mental or emotional instability or a combination thereof.
Fuck dude, put the gun down and get off the roof I told you only one 1 tablet or you'll have a paranosis.
by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010
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paraneige

An umbrella that is used in the snow. This is very very wrong. People should never do this since umbrellas are evil.
Look at that woman with her paraneige in the blizzard.
by disco_stu911 September 8, 2011
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paranormal ratchetivity

Taking ratchet behavior to a whole new level. Behavior so abnormal and inexplicable that you refer to it as paranormal.
Chand: A fight broke out in chico last night for no reason. Prav: Damn, that is some paranormal ratchetivity right there.
by BrownHulk April 14, 2014
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