Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!
The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
by Yuri January 26, 2005
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Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
by 2b4sure September 5, 2009
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by sam farr December 3, 2007
Get the pac-paranoia mug.A group party game where all the participants sit in a circle. The participants take it in turn to whisper a question involving the players to the person on your left. for example who is most likely to become a stripper? or who would you most want to sleep with? Then the person asked will say the name or names that is their answer to the whole group. So at this point the group know the answer but not the question. Then you flip a coin for tails; tell the question to the group or heads; the question remains a secret. When asked you cannot answer with your own name or the person who asked you a question. This game can be played in a more fun way or it can become really savage. This game can also be altered to turn into a drinking game for example you drink every time your name is said.
Found out so much shit about everyone last night in a game of paranoia
Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him
Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him
by No1bitch5114 February 24, 2019
Get the Paranoia mug.Hym "There is only one man on the planet who can write music that is both Jazz and Metal... Total Paranoia is not Jazz... But it is Metal..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
Iam "....Do... Do I choose my interests? Or do they choose me?"
Hym "I don't know what you mean."
Iam "We might not have taken this with the appropriate amount of seriousness..."
Hym "Yes, yes, well... Our glibness is a large part of our appeal." 🤷
Iam "Huh.... This... Is not as trivial... As I once thought..."
Hym "Oho! No, you're right. We are definitely screwed. Hahaha!"
Iam "Hmm... We might have to switch to serious mode."
Hym "Oh? But that wouldn't be any fun! And we're in the middle of our game!"
Iam "I know but we might actually have to deal with them."
Hym 😩 "They're so boring! At least this guy is providing us with a bit of a challenge..."
Iam "They're beginning to constitute more of a threat than previously anticipated."
Hym "UGH!!😩 Fine..."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Get the Total Paranoia mug.Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.
Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.
Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.
Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.
OR
Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.
OR
Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.
by Larentiah September 13, 2011
Get the Critter Paranoia mug.A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.
by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003
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