The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
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by Barkus98 February 16, 2022
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Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.
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Get the Parachute Packing mug.The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye
Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"
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