Facebook Pandemic

A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.

1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.

2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?

Mike: No, what is it this time?

Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary

definitions of their names....

by Elroy the Great February 4, 2010

Pandooki

A fresh off the boat person from India

These high tech companies in Silicon Valley are dominated by dirty Pandookis

by Big D 711 August 30, 2013

Pandemic

An opportunity to magically get paid for staying at home and watching tv. In order to participate, one must be a teacher, and make it known that they may possibly, in the foreseeable future, have contact with someone who is over the age of 70, as they would then place that person at a higher risk of death (increasing the risk to the equivalent risk of being struck by lightening while scratching off a million dollar winning lottery ticket).

Sorry Kim, I can’t hang out on Tuesday, quarantining during the work week due to the pandemic, however, if you want to go clubbing on Saturday night, I’m free.

by Colette July 29, 2020

Pandora's Vagina

A vagina so big that no man could use and have any pleasure

Man dude I just got done getting jiggy with your mom and I couldn't please her Pandora's Vagina

by The tickler 575757 August 20, 2015

Copioid Pandemic

Compact manner of referring to the coupling of two national crises, the Coronavirus Pandemic and the Opioid Pandemic.

I hesitantly ventured on foot into the downtown area of the rural Northern California town and witnessed the tragic impact of the Copioid Pandemic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

When a female has been quarantined for too long with no action and her walls are tighter than the 2016 elections.

A: Ugh I couldn’t even get my tampon in

B: Gurl you got that pandemic pussy!

A: Day 6969 with no action, I’ve officially got pandemic pussy
B: Fr my pussy went back to the factory settings

by Dada’s Abode April 17, 2020

Pandora Pause

Pandora.com stops the party every once in a while when you don't give it attention while listening.

Pandora wanted me to rate songs but I was too busy dancing so when the Pandora Pause came on I spilled my milkshake all over Sandy.

I was getting busy with Cindy and all of the sudden the Pandora Pause came out of nowhere and wrecked my mojo.

by QR134 July 8, 2009