P.E.F.

Pussy eating friend.

Troy, you are my best p.e.f. ever!!!

by Daisy Clover October 7, 2010

S.F.P.

Sleeps Fo' Pretenders. A sentiment originally expressed by gangstas and other ruffians, but now simply reiterated by college and overworked high school kids. Sometimes used to ridicule their lazy counterparts.

Mark: Hey buddy, why'd you sleep all Bio class?
Kyle: I was all night finishing up an essay for Spanish and studying for my Subject SATs.
Mark: Haha, that's rough, I just played video games and then got, like, eight hours of sleep.
Kyle: S.F.P., motherfucker.

by SFP. October 14, 2011

F.P.H

AKA. fatty piece of ham.

A fat, annoying girl who puts out but is really gross and has a disgusting nose and you want to punch her in the mouth along with other parts.(Karli Lubin)

There was this F.P.H at a party last night and I wanted to punch her in the mouth so I wouldn't have to look at her anymore.

This F.P.H Karli Lubin tried to get with me but I ignored her all night because she was fat, annoying, ugly, and has a really weird nose.

by sex dungeon September 25, 2011

F.P.

Stands for "finger probability". The probability or likelihood that a girl is or will be willing to be fingered.

I want to hang out with Julie tonight because she has a high F.P.

Let's ditch these chicks; their F.P.s are too low.

I was away at an all-girls camp for the summer; therefore, my F.P. is now quite high.

by LesBendi August 22, 2011

P.T.F.O.

partied the fuck out

yo homie im fuckin smashed iv P.T.F.O., goodnight

by mrmagic172 December 6, 2011

F-P-D

Fattty Pimpin Daddy

F-P-D is cool

by me August 3, 2003

U.F.P

An acronym for various organizations.
Such as

United Fat People
Underprivileged French Persons

by Sarah Jane October 30, 2003