Owen

A somewhat fugly person but he seems pretty okay once you get to know him well enough. Many people hate him, but does not realize that he is an autist and he has many unique struggles in life that nobody seems to understand or care about. Many seem to classify him as "just there."

Person 1: Owen is... well, interesting but annoying in my eyes.
Person 2: You don't know shit. He has autism and he does whatever the fuck he wants to.
Person 1: Oh.

by Uncircumsized Penis November 9, 2018

Owen

One who likes to seminate into hula hoop packets.

"Dude, that guy just pulled an Owen!"

by Mrhankey420 April 16, 2017

Owen

He’s a gay Scottish adopted kid and has no friends

Hes an owen

by USjsns November 14, 2018

Owen

Someone who loses to their younger brother in ping pong. And I don't mean just lose, I mean get destroyed. He gets obliterated any time he tries to play a match

Person 1: Man that guy really sucks at ping pong
Person 2: Yeah, he must be an owen

by PixelChimp January 8, 2020

Owen

Cringe and stupid. Cannot stop fucking talking.

Guy 1: Owen is so dumb
Guy 2: I know he just can't shut up
Owen: I am poop

by pootis the gibus hoovy October 24, 2019

Owen

The most sexy guy you have ever seen in your life. He will make you want to pull of your shirt and rub your boobs on him.

Shanty: OMG owen is so amazing I just want to take off my shirt and rub my boobs on him

Emily: yes totally let's do it

by Oporator12 June 13, 2013

Owen

Is a tall boy that loves his Helmet and cars that go Vroom vroom.

do the now that kid named Owen

by The kid that is small April 10, 2019