Orphan Bat

A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.

When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"

by JakeAndConnor's word for you! May 22, 2011

orphases

In a typical mammalian body such as the human body, the body orphases are: mouth, anus and vagina. Its slang for vaginal and anal openings.

He used to think about her orphases ten times a day.

by woleez June 7, 2010

Orphus Chugging

When a man is eating out a woman and goes to deep. It looks as if the vagina is eating the mans face. Talk about Irony! The best way to eliminate embarassment, or decrease the amount of it is to Punch her in the leg so the muscles loosen up and you can make a quick get away.

After Orphus Chugging,Ryan stayed home from school for a week.

by bv dell June 12, 2005

orphan feed

Akin to monkey chow, a mixture of both uneaten and expired "food" that one must provide to an orphan in order for him to be conscious enough for the long journeys to locate other orphans (see orphan lead)

"i cant stand another day without my orphan feed"

"shit, i left the orphan feed in my car"

by campbellyyy July 14, 2009

Orphan ice

Those ice cubes that fall out of the ice maker, undetected for long periods of time.

"Dude, why does this ice in my cup look like Rocky Dennis?"

"The ice maker tray was empty, so I used some ice I found behind the pizza rolls."

"Ugh, dude, don't use the orphan ice!"

by Johnnyimage November 19, 2015

orphone

A child who is neglected by parents who are perpetually on the smartphone or tablet or any other technological device. In other words, the child is made an orphan by technology.

I feel sorry for the orphones as their parents think that checking the latest updates and news are more important than them.

by CSA Y December 12, 2015

Orphanist

It is like rasism but for orphans.

“Your an orphanist”

by Usernamedude March 27, 2019